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[headhunt]

what are you gonna do about it then?

[sanguineus]

Complain loudly? Stab him? I don't know, I haven't met him yet.

But I do want to see just how capable or incapable he is.

At the very least, it may be funny.

[headhunt]

( "at the very least, it may be funny."

no doubt about that. )

sounds good enough for me
let's go show up
and say hi :)

[sanguineus]

Then I'll see you when you pick me up.

[ Because of course she is. He isn't asking. ]

Also, what is that?

1/2

[headhunt]

( of course she is. )

it's a face!
tilt your head to the side

2/2 (technically more)

[headhunt]

( then astarion proceeds to get a handful of texts with different text smilies. )

:D
:O
:C
:S
:)
:(

he's never seen this many texts in succession 1/2

[sanguineus]

I guess.

[ SQUINT. ]

then like 10 minutes later

[sanguineus]

:/

[ He made his OWN. ]

[headhunt]

( her face lights up when she receives the emoji message. )

yeah!!!!!!
you got it!

( then, of course, it's followed by a second text. )

:D

[sanguineus]

Not all of the letters make very good mouths.

[ He experimented. ]

[headhunt]

right!!! i tried them all

this one could be you
>:[

check it out! it's got angry eyebrows and fangs

[sanguineus]

Excuse you, that doesn't look a THING like me.

[ Except he is absolutely making a >:[ face right now. ]

[headhunt]

yeah it does!!
perfect likeness!!

>:[

tough trying to make one for myself
how do you find a symbol like a broken horn?

[sanguineus]

My fangs don't hang out of my mouth like some deranged, slack-jawed mutt.

[ AND YET... ]

\:)
P:)
%:)

This is ridiculous.

[headhunt]

it's called shorthand, fussy

( still, there's something nice about the fact he also tried to create a symbol for her. )

maybe we have something cooking with &:)

[sanguineus]

I have a name, I don't need a shorthand.

[ As he definitely allows her to call him "fangs". ]

It doesn't look terribly off. Unlike mine.

[headhunt]

weren't you just trying to claim the letter a

yeah, yeah! you KNOW it's a perfect likeness!

[sanguineus]

[ Don't try to logic this! ]

That's different!

Careful, I know where you sleep.

dang i meant %:) in the earlier tag. punishment for mobile tagging

[headhunt]

it's an expression of love! i put a lot of thought into it.

( then a minute afterward— )

yeah i sleep in your cosy room %:)

i will retcon this canon

[sanguineus]

Precisely, so watch who you call >:[

bless ur kindness

[headhunt]

want me to call you >:] instead?

remember the word "kindness" with this tag

[sanguineus]

I'm going to smother you in your sleep.