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[ The same day that this forum post goes up. ]
Hey Karlach, someone is starting a cult! Let's go be nosy.
Hey Karlach, someone is starting a cult! Let's go be nosy.
[ Not at all, because he's been giggling about the whole cult forum post since he saw it. ]
You say that as if it were ME putting this together? I can't be blamed for everything exciting in your life, darling. Flattering though it is.
Or type it.
Text it?
Whatever, you know what I mean.
You say that as if it were ME putting this together? I can't be blamed for everything exciting in your life, darling. Flattering though it is.
Or type it.
Text it?
Whatever, you know what I mean.
the dots are starting to connect, fangs
you were there before and you're here now
maybe you're the one pulling all the strings
( of course she isn't serious.
then there's another message after she thinks a little further on the post. )
what makes them all talk like that? that shit just oozes shadiness
you were there before and you're here now
maybe you're the one pulling all the strings
( of course she isn't serious.
then there's another message after she thinks a little further on the post. )
what makes them all talk like that? that shit just oozes shadiness
Well, I suppose I can't fault these cultists for good taste. Though I'm out here being the inspiration for these cults they might as well put me in charge of them.
[ He's also joking. Somewhat. Sort of. ]
I haven't the slightest. They get minus points for subtleties but it does assure that you will only get these most gullible of goons.
And us, of course. But we're better than that.
[ He's also joking. Somewhat. Sort of. ]
I haven't the slightest. They get minus points for subtleties but it does assure that you will only get these most gullible of goons.
And us, of course. But we're better than that.
No, we certainly will not.
[ Even though Astarion was making light of it, he knows Karlach speaks from much darker hurts they both have. And he knows she means what she says. He won't say as much over text, but...he does like it when she says things like that. Makes it feel almost real. ]
The best way to do that would be attend his little welcoming session, wouldn't it?
[ Even though Astarion was making light of it, he knows Karlach speaks from much darker hurts they both have. And he knows she means what she says. He won't say as much over text, but...he does like it when she says things like that. Makes it feel almost real. ]
The best way to do that would be attend his little welcoming session, wouldn't it?
Darling, cults are anything but sexy. Violence, on the other hand, may still be on the table. Though I have a feeling our mysterious "A" is going to claim pacifism for the time being.
And who gave them rights to that letter, anyway?
[ That's ASTARION'S letter, thank you. ]
And who gave them rights to that letter, anyway?
[ That's ASTARION'S letter, thank you. ]
It's not like he OWNS it.
[ Yes, yes he is. Astarion had it first. He's certain he's older. ]
[ Yes, yes he is. Astarion had it first. He's certain he's older. ]
Complain loudly? Stab him? I don't know, I haven't met him yet.
But I do want to see just how capable or incapable he is.
At the very least, it may be funny.
But I do want to see just how capable or incapable he is.
At the very least, it may be funny.
Then I'll see you when you pick me up.
[ Because of course she is. He isn't asking. ]
Also, what is that?
[ Because of course she is. He isn't asking. ]
Also, what is that?
I guess.
[ SQUINT. ]
[ SQUINT. ]
Not all of the letters make very good mouths.
[ He experimented. ]
[ He experimented. ]
Excuse you, that doesn't look a THING like me.
[ Except he is absolutely making a >:[ face right now. ]
[ Except he is absolutely making a >:[ face right now. ]
My fangs don't hang out of my mouth like some deranged, slack-jawed mutt.
[ AND YET... ]
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This is ridiculous.
[ AND YET... ]
\:)
P:)
%:)
This is ridiculous.
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